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Bryan

He looks like an arrangement of ugly things; purple minion, Rumpelstiltskin, baby grinch, and un ratooooon. He's mommy's favorite. He's so far up her ass that he was born with some shit on his ears. He has beef with the tooth fairy so she took all his teeth. He's bilingual thanks to his brothers, he speaks English and fatass. His hobby is eating while watching spy ninjas on mommy's phone.
Bryan is so annoying.
by ChiquieMami February 3, 2022
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Bryan Dawg

A good looking guy. Very funi. Straighter then an arrow on a Tuesday. God like in ever way shape and form. Favorite word is tokens. He needs hugs every week or he explodes. Hes a real one. hes also better then an alexander
Bryan Dawg- The name of a person from neverland. Noun. Adjective

OH MY GAWD... ITS BRYAN DOAWG.
BRYAN DOOAWWG!!!!
by Srilankan_war_lord_83 November 18, 2020
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Bryan rhoads

A strong MASCULINE ALPHA MALE, typically a conservative with testosterone just pounding through his veins. He has a soft spot for lasagna and that is his only known weakness. He was a huge cock and has crazy good thrust game. He can eat a pussy like a can of peaches.
Wow bryan rhoads has permission to eat my cheeks
by therealistmanoftheland January 23, 2019
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Bryan humor

Very bad humor and is the shittiest humor on planet earth.
Dude that was bryan humor.
by Appletree327 March 17, 2024
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bryan

Bryan is literally the tallest person alive!!
Bryan does not under ANYTHING
by jo mama!! November 12, 2021
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Bryan

Someone who flex a lot on Snapchat and likes to have more views

Also has a big head and gets but hurt over small stuff
That Bryan flex to much
by Djmayo June 25, 2018
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bryan hutchins

A little kid with the brute power and resources to kill at any given moment
by The Terminator14644 January 10, 2017
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