barbie

You've basically told someone that they are better than you in every single way and that you are shamefully jealous of them. Sucks to be you.

Just look at that barbie, I'd love to be her!

by LadyHeather86 September 9, 2023

Barbie

Rhyming slang for BRB.

Okay, that's it y'all, I've had enough, BaRBie, I'm outta here.

by GlitterbugDancer October 4, 2023

Bondo Barbie

A highly modified suburban housewife. She’s in her mid to upper forties and usually drives a Ranger Rover or G-Wagon. She has two blonde daughters and a floppy-haired privileged lacrosse playing son that may or may not have a substance abuse problem. Her husband has a girlfriend and drives a four-door Jeep.

While Bondo Barbie is skiing the Alps, there’s no way to tell if her face of frozen from cold or too much botox.

by Eddamommy October 19, 2019

Schard barbie

A female meth addict who traffics her "cuteness" or physical "gifts" in exchange for schards of meth.

SCHARD BARBIE

Jane Doe aint nothing but a schard barbie.

by REDNNIK December 11, 2020

Barbie Mindset

The unrealistic mindset that comes with overestimating one’s own abilities; often due to everyone always telling them they’re perfect

Mac: “Hey Sarah, what career do you want to pursue after you graduate?”

Sarah: “I want to be a doctor, lawyer, oncologist, dentist, garbage picker, AND a famous rugby player.”

Mac: “That’s impractical and unattainable.”

Sarah: “Everyone says I’m the only one perfect enough to make it work.”

Mac: “You’ve got a Barbie Mindset.”

by MapleSyrup101 November 12, 2020

barbis

something, usually a dog or an animal that is tiny, small, filled with qualities, and extremely cute.

wow, that dog is such a barbis.

by レキシ November 28, 2020

Barbie Marajesty

Barbie Marajesty is a stan twitter legend. They are the head barb and everyone loves them. Their Fancams are immaculate.

You: Barbie Marajesty is a legend me thinks.
Someone else: Spill

by Barb Legend October 23, 2020