November 2ND

Ask your crush out day and no matter what they have to say yes

Tom: hey it’s November 2nd
Jack:ok and
Tom:it’s ask your crush out day and they have to say yes
Jack: Ok BHHHET

by Quit your too slow November 2, 2019

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April 2nd

On this day you need to have sex with someone of your choice whether they want to or not

Him: “hey we need to have sex today its April 2nd!”

Her: “ew no im not having sex with you?!”

Him: “i dont care, take ur pants off”

by Some dude bro March 30, 2023

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Shiquantinesious Deferoni Deffari Morvious the 2nd

a type of an absolute god who doesnt take anything from anyone

a "man": bruh lets go ill make you turn from bruh to bruh moment in 2 milimicheal seconds
Shiquantinesious Deferoni Deffari Morvious the 2nd: "what did you just say" the brolic man says, walking in at 9 feet tall, 250 pounds and the wwe, ufc and fortnite title holder in every weight class.
the "man": cowers in fear as Shiquantinesious Deferoni Deffari Morvious the 2nd is intimidating his prey, (everyone) because he does not simply have anyone better than him, he beat god in a 1v1 at fortnite and was demolished (1324 to 0) and was crowned the new god

by my name jeb October 21, 2019

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November 2nd

Skip school day

student: haha I’m not going to school bc it’s November 2nd

by ashketchumsolos November 1, 2021

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2nd Date Sickness

When you go on a date with a girl and you thought it went well and then you try to hangout with her again and she says yes and then bails by using an excuse such as “I feel so sick.” Absolutely clusterfucking your feelings and your night.

I was going to go hangout with Chloe but she got the 2nd Date Sickness while I was on my way to her house.

by funnypanda196 December 28, 2019

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