A man that would do anything for a crumb of that good-good whilst simultaneously being a white knight at the same time.
by Joynerfan February 1, 2022

The end result of jerking one’s self off or a partner off into your bare hand. The ejaculate gets between each finger forming a web.
Hey Bill really gave Brandon a wicked old fashioned last night. He had major cum webs, I could have sworn he was a gay Spider-Man
by GrimyBitch January 4, 2022

The term for ejaculating inside another persons arsehole and having it farted back in your own face.
Hey Jamie, I heard Andrew just did an Arkansas cum and queef with Jai, Andrew got shit and cum all over his face.
by currypowder42 January 16, 2025

by LecLoc December 31, 2024

National Cum in a neighbors mailbox day is beautiful day dedicated to releasing the previous months load all up in your fellow neighbors virgin mailbox.
Hey mom! Im going to celebrate National Cum in a neighbors mailbox day, by splurging in Mrs. Osbornes mailbox ill be back!!!!
by National Neighbor Cum Day April 17, 2021

by Justboredlol December 21, 2021
