Cat

A thing with four legs

(guy 1): "What the fuck is that thing"
(guy 2): "thats a cat"

by Niggaballs345 July 18, 2023

Cat

A feline that are not that dangerou a lions or tigers ect and they are a pet and the internet post baby cat vdeos because of cuteness a baby cat is called a kitten but when you buy one just make sure that you dont have a fish or a turtle or tortoise or a aquatic animal and a dog that fghts cat but if you have a dog just make sure that the dog is nice with the cat

Giorno has a cat

jojoreference.txt

by golden wet requiem January 12, 2021

Cat

a small furry mammal with sword hands that uses you as a slave.

This is my cat, Chuck

by yourchunkycat June 21, 2021

Cat

A pile of fluff.

I have 3 cats

by Fluffycat3872 February 24, 2023

Cat

Badass motherfucking leaders that will rule the world one day.

The cat is coming!

by MeowKing999995 May 30, 2018

The Church of the Night Time Cat

The Church of the Night Time Cat is a bi-papal religion centring around the mythical 'Cat of the Night Time' (the Night Time Cat). It is believed that the Night Time Cat watches over his followers and keeps them safe from the night time sins of the Ripper (e.g. Sexual Assault, Alcoholic poisoning and STD's) and provides them with protection against these (condoms, taxis home, fake IDs, pot and other illicit substances).

Man 1 "May the Night Time Cat watch over you as you sleep"

Man 2 " oh but I'm not a follower of the Church of the Night Time Cat"

by Archbishop of the night times May 8, 2011

couch potato cat

what you wish you were

couch potato cat is the cats meow

by Stupidity.I’m November 25, 2022