Executive Shit

When you’re due for a shit whilst getting ready to head off to work but hold on to it instead do it on company time after first showing your face to the boss at work. Also applies for an unnecessarily long dump when working from home whilst scrolling on your phone for up to an hour

Where’s Neil been for the last 45 minutes?
He’s having his morning Executive Shit

by Executive Shitter October 14, 2023

daddy shit

When an alpha male performs an alpha move.

Bro after I mounted that lil Legiana BITCH, she fell down and I proceeded to clap dem cheecks, daddy shit!

by daddyofshit January 16, 2020

Mass Shitting

When all of the toilets in a communal bathroom are clogged with shit / toilet paper etc.

Dude, there was a mass shitting in our camp site bathroom

by jimy5 January 20, 2020

little shit

an ultimate supreme leader we all love

person A: Hey whos your favourite character from danganronpa?
person B: That little shit

by ultimatesupremeleadernishishsi April 20, 2020

Ain’t shit

If you know any females with the names of : Alayisa , Jada , Abrianna , and tekoah They are the definitions of ain’t shit they don’t gaf bout shit .

Alayisa : we gotta kill dis hoe
Abrianna : I got the body bag

Tekoah : feed em to the wild animals

Jada : soke em in bleach

You guys ain’t shit don’t care about anybody it’s coo doe

by Issa truth March 22, 2020

Damn-shit

Equivalent to damn straight, but typically reserved to the “money money” members. Much like the n-word is to the urban brothers

That guys sucks at rocket league. Damn-shit!

by MoneySupremeLeader June 11, 2022

Liquid Shit

When something isn in so bad state that it's not even worth picking it from the ground.

Also when something is so bad that is not worth giving it a try.

The lowest of the low. Utter bad quality and even worse than trash.

-"Dude, did you watch the last UFC PPV Card? How was it?"

-"Yeah man, but it was Liquid Shit ... All of the bouts ended in decision"

"If I had to define the economy situation in my country ... I would say Liquid Shit"

by OGTheSavage January 16, 2022