Cat

a small, tamable animal that anhiliates mice and other things like birds

some have a unique talent of vibing
some are born with just an intent of bloodshed
and some are just neutral

"I Own A Cat"

by catlover53 July 10, 2023

Cat

A fucking animal that lays on your keyboard and purrs

My cat is stupid

by Xhannalora Angelique Cook November 23, 2019

smiley cat

The most ugliest scumbag u will ever meet

Ooh look at smiley cat, she needs to die

by Kenzie226 November 11, 2015

Cat

A dumb mother fucker who will always stay by and never ditch you.
(As long as you have food)

Hey hows your cat?
Hungry

by My cat ate my nan October 15, 2019

Justin The Cat

Just a lil’ cat that wants to be in space

Wow guys look it’s Justin The Cat!
Damn Justin The Cat is so hot!
Mew mew mew mew mew! *woah it’s Justin The Cat!

by Space Catterino June 6, 2023

shaving my cat

Shaving your girls pussy

(Friend calls) " hey dude come out tonight"
Dude: "can't I'm shaving my cat tonight"

by Browncam183 February 7, 2017

The battle cats

Literally the best F2P gacha game ever, created in 2012 by random Japanese company called "Ponos"(in 2014 was released globaly). If somene said you have mental issues because you addicted to a cat game FUCK THEM! Because they probably didn't even play this game once.

Guy 1:Yo I'm started playing The battle cats, is this good?
guy 2:No shit it is bro.

by Moe Lester123456789 October 6, 2025