Every December Merle and Julia miss a few days of work with the kid flu, causing them to question having children in the public education system.
by Slamb Doctor December 21, 2017
by ShellyandAlex February 12, 2023
by I. Hate. Gaynite February 05, 2021
You: “Kids in this generation dont even know how to pour a glass of water for themselves”
Me: Aaah, these curling kids man!
Me: Aaah, these curling kids man!
by ThecoolgenZ June 01, 2023
The ultimate trump card. When you're down and out it's the last defense you have against people trying to justify your repositioning in society.
Hym "A prime example of the 'I have kids' defense is KRISTI NOEM. In her interview after it was revealed that she shot her own dog, she DESPERATELY tried to employ this defense before being shoved out of the spotlight. 'I'm a mother! I wanna go upies! Not downies! Nooooooooooo!' Heheheheh... And a more recent example is Andrew Tate's interview after getting out recently. 'I have kids! I'm supposed to be able to do whatever I want! Anything and everything is justifiable when you have kids!' Ha! It's ALWAYS THE CASE! He stole? He had to steal for the kids! Why does policy need to change? The kids? Why did we bomb those kids? The kids of course. But your kids are just you. Nothing changed when you had them. Maybe, socially, you moved into the class of people that other people have to give a shit about by way of extension. That's not real a change though. Your kids = You. Their inflated value exists only in relationship to you. Saying 'MY kids are more important than anything' is no different that saying 'I'm more important than anything.' You. Same thing."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2024
by Supanova777 December 09, 2019
by Dirt Road Hustler May 22, 2020