Illinois brown snake

When a guy is on bottom of a 69 and he gets the girl off so hard she shits on his forehead.

My girlfriend surprised me with a smelly Illinois brown snake on my forehead oddly I asked if she had more.

by FleshySilo July 12, 2017

squib brown

Noun. When you get a turd halfway out but it gets stuck in the breech, and won't go either way. Often you bear down thinking you can push it but gas just blows past your shit scuttle while it remains lodged in the poop portal.

I have a squib brown. Could you please reach underneath and pull it out?

by Sig63 April 8, 2020

Brown Bag Bangable

when a man or women is only bangable if he/she conceals their face with a brown bag

"That chick is only Brown Bag Bangable"
"That guy is BBB"

by ChipsAnderson December 21, 2016

boys who have brown hair

theyre cute and cool but sometimes assholes

girl: did you hear about the new student
boy who has black hair: yeah i heard he has brown hair
girl: omg i heard boys who have brown hair are hot and cute i wanna be his gf
2 days later
girl: he broke up with me for not searching for the tv remote

by IsraelDoesntExist June 12, 2021

Hash brown

Hash brown is for people to go fuck and the one of the partners shits at some point

U mf hash brown bitch damn we can't have sex for shii literally.

by Bic dick jarry August 6, 2019

brown frequncy

very good noise,bowl movment noise,shit music very yum

i listened to brown frequncy i wanna shart my ass off

by tarkzy t April 19, 2022

Brown Beard

When someone is new to the internet, roughly from 1 second to 3 years, for them to learn the ropes and how the internet works. After 3 years on the internet, a Brown beard would become a Grey Beard.

..It's usually your grandparents who would fit in this bracket

"We got ourselves a new Brown Beard!"

by The Unintelligent Librarian August 27, 2019