Murphy's Law Of Windshield-Damage

"You can leave a pitted/abraded/scratched/bubbled/discolored windshield in your car till 0%!$@&# Doomsday and it will never get hit, but then just as soon as you actually REPLACE said "ancient" glass wif a brand new one, THAT'S when you'll get a bleepin' BIG OL' PEBBLE tossed up by a passing vehicle, and star-crack your nice shiny-fresh windshield all to Hell!"

After several years I eventually got sick and tired of all da misty triplex-haze on my car's original-from-the-factory windshield, and so I finally replaced it --- wouldn't you know that the VERY NEXT DAY it got a huge crack in it after a rock got thrown up by the wheel of a passing dump-truck! Ahhhhrrrggggghhhhh... classic case of Murphy's Law Of Windshield-Damage, I guess!!

by QuacksO July 31, 2018

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the north carolina trio of the damned

idiots, transplants, and bubbas all living together as one

Guy 1: Hey I was thinkin about heading to Cape Carteret this weekend, what do you think?
Guy 2: Why in the name of ever-loving fuck would you go the the epicenter of the north carolina trio of the damned.

by jennitayla69 March 20, 2021

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Too glam to give a damn

When people can handle all your sass and glamourousness. You always have your hair, nails, eyelashes done to make sure you’re on point and you don’t care what people say about you.

Look at her, she’s too glam to give a damn

by Glampuss June 29, 2022

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