jack grimm

Kooky Texas oil tycoon that would go out on expeditions in search of things such as titanic, Bigfoot, loch Ness monster and even Noah's ark but to no avail.

Jack grimm couldn't find even the biggest of boogers in his nose to save his life.

by The termite slayer December 3, 2023

Jack Nolan Tuesday

The Tuesday after Pancake Tuesday. Commemorates Jack Nolan getting to the #1 trending spot on Twitter in Ireland on the Tuesday following Pancake Tuesday 2020.

"What day is it?"

"It's Jack Nolan Tuesday, of course!"

by TY3 meme lord November 8, 2021

Jack ass jay

When you grow really good weed smoke people out with the fat nugs, but only sell them the shitty ones

Yo, I think Bobby pulled a jack ass Jay on me because this isn’t what I was looking for. It doesn’t even look the same as what he smoked with me.

by Jax 420 April 30, 2023

Jack Donnelly

A Jack Donnelly (probably Irish) would be pretty smart and humble. But all Jack Donnelly’s are tall athletic dudes who probably play basketball or volleyball. Overall they are nice guys and always fun at parties.

“hey who’s that dude who just dunked from the free throw line.”

“Oh, that’s Jack Donnelly, remember he was the one chugging the keg at the party a couple nights ago.”

by Ronald Camden October 7, 2021

Jack Plaque

A term used for the smegma residue that builds up after multiple masturbation sessions. The plaque-like substance after jacking off and not washing.

Friend: So did you go down on your boyfriend yet?
Girl: I couldn't last night, he had too much Jack Plaque, the smell was revolting!

by Jackplaqueofffl November 22, 2022

Jack Archibald (Jarchy)

A frat boy. One who does not shut the fuck up despite being asked multiple times. His face looks like an ass which is why his cheeks are red and his breath smells like shit. Give him some booze and he will turn in to the purest form of an obnoxious douche bag. He thinks he's funny and takes himself to seriously. He thinks this description is a joke, when in reality, he is the biggest joke there is.

Jack Archibald (Jarchy) 4 lokos deep at 520 and he's starting to scream at the women for being whores. Someone call silly Willy, we need to use lethal force.

by Disambiguation November 30, 2023

Jack Black's Snap-Ring

BenJer dirt cake ice cream shoved in between two spooning hostess old fashioned mini donettes .

I just ate the shit out of Jack Black's Snap-Ring. Jack Black's Snap-Ring is not my go-to bikini body snack. I was craving Jack Black's Snap-Ring all day.

by DougNdiane July 1, 2024