Chicken Fingered

The act of being fingered by someone with poorly cut and non-filed finger nails. The coarse nails of the fingerer leave the fingered feeling immense discomfort and pain.

"Ian didn't file his nails like I asked him, so for the first half of our sexy-time I was getting chicken fingered"

by Douglas Q August 15, 2022

poop fingered

pooped fingered is when you are having explosive diarrhea

“aw geez i got poop fingered last night so i cant make it to work”

by black nugget February 28, 2019

Fish Finger Butty

Out of the pink, and into the stink

Oi Stacey do ya want a cheeky Fish Finger Butty later

by vorgenah November 14, 2020

five-finger dental appointment

A brutal or sudden physical altercation, often a punch to the face, results in immediate or perceived dental consequences, such as a broken tooth, a bleeding mouth, or the implication that the recipient now needs an emergency visit to the dentist.

Somebody gave him a five-finger dental appointment after messing with a woman.

by Doctor WTF April 22, 2025

four fingers up

you're my biggest fan

she sent me a picture with four fingers up she must be my biggest fan

by imhot. May 30, 2022

Three fingers up

You're the best of this era but any women will notunderstand that

bro he has the three fingers up. He's the goat fr fr

by kekwzzz August 23, 2022

Finger ding

Touching something for no reason,Typically something you're not supposed to be touching that could be damaged or made dirty.

Stop finger dinging my food your hands are filthy you're going to make me sick.

by Chingo Dingo June 14, 2024