The man who makes you food at work, makes you feel better about yourself, and supports you through your worst shifts. He saves your life on a daily basis.
by Dock Daddy December 20, 2021
Get the Finger fathermug. 
The act of getting violently fisted by a person wearing several rings. These rings end up catching some pussy flaps and ripping the snatch to shreds.
Tyrant: god I hope she doesn’t die.
Big Easy: ummmm what?
Tyrant: I gave this whore a five finger death cuntch cd and now she is on life support at Jefferson hospital.
Big Easy: o bloody hell...
Big Easy: ummmm what?
Tyrant: I gave this whore a five finger death cuntch cd and now she is on life support at Jefferson hospital.
Big Easy: o bloody hell...
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm December 20, 2019
Get the Five finger death cuntchmug. When you have all five fingers of your left hand in the vagina and you dip your right hand middle finger in ketchup and stick the other 4 fingers in the booty hole while doing power stances and looking at yourself in the mirror.
by Vikingbub September 27, 2020
Get the 9 fingered rickymug. She wasn’t just loud in bed — she was a full-blown finger weeper, soaking the sheets with tears and everything else
You look like trouble… tell me, are you the kind of girl who cries when she comes? Or should I be ready to meet a real finger weeper tonight
She calls herself an emotional lover — nah, she’s just a finger weeper with a waterproof mattress
You look like trouble… tell me, are you the kind of girl who cries when she comes? Or should I be ready to meet a real finger weeper tonight
She calls herself an emotional lover — nah, she’s just a finger weeper with a waterproof mattress
by Smart Mark 007 July 15, 2025
Get the Finger Weepermug. bro this boy put 3 fingers up, he must be a homosexual boooooh we dont like this put 4 up you gay cunt
by BigDickNickDrowningInPussy October 28, 2022
Get the 3 fingers upmug. by fine beaner October 30, 2022
Get the 4 fingers upmug.