Burning Ship Syndrome

When one person is caught doing something and they feel need to implicate others in the wrong doing.

When Jane got caught sneaking into the principles office she got Burning Ship Syndrome and told on Tommy, Megan, and Jill who all helped her to do it.

by Captain Sinn April 8, 2009

Black nigga syndrome

your black so your worth less.

Jamal has black nigga syndrome because hes a nigga, lets hang that nigga!

by kawaii ass nigga ;3 August 8, 2023

Morning Deuce Syndrome

Defecation immediately upon waking.

Morning Deuce Syndrome (MDS) is characterized by the following
symptoms: sharp abdominal pains, excessive flatulence and/or swamp
ass, and general irritability.

Dr. Marc Pierson, a world-renowned researcher from the Paris Institute
of Gastroenterology, offers the following advice for those suffering
from MDS: "Yeah, so I ran some tests and well, they came back
positive. It looks like you've got Morning Deuce Syndrome. The real
kicker is, you may never sleep in again."

Patients suffering from MDS often
retort: "I couldn't sleep in this morning.. a god damn deuce woke me
from my slumber."

by Dr. Marc Pierson January 12, 2005

Tina Palin Syndrome

Tina Palin Syndrome (TPS) is when people confuse sarah palin with tina fey, or vice versa.

"OMGz look! that's a picture of tina fey!"
"No it's not, dumbass. that's sarah palin!"
"Oh no, I think I have Tina Palin Syndrome!"

by _MiO_ January 13, 2010

Good Charlotte Syndrome

When all songs by the one artist sound the same.
Could also be called Nickelback Syndrome or Ke$ha Syndrome.

'I really like the new Nickelback song'.
'Nah, not a fan, they have Good Charlotte Syndrome'.

by JustCamInAus December 22, 2010

turtle syndrome

Women who are impaired by an ugliness so powerful it is overwhelming. A victim who lays their eyes upon one is afflicted by such great lengths of agonizing pain they must turn away. They have very short necks, and sunken in faces. A picture speaks a millions words, a picture of a turtle woman only brings tears and possibly sinister laughter. They are known for leaving pussy stains in their granny panties.

Me and my buddies passed by women suffering from turtle syndrome and decided to steer clear because we would rather have practiced abstinence for the rest of our lives than touch them with a ten foot pole.

by maverick05 December 10, 2009

sandy mangina syndrome

A disease that afflicts men causing extreme irritability and excessive bitching! Cured only by rinsing out ones sandy mangina.

Last night i was trying to play battlefield bad company 2 with feather but he has sandy mangina syndrome so i had to mute him

by godnothing January 5, 2011