do i look shiny

Another way of saying "brand new" as in annoyingly green. To be a greenhorn, amateurs, inexperienced, novice, etc. to the point of dislike by others. I a social setting a shiny person (brand new) would be ostrcized because they do not know what they are talking about, pretends to do so. The shiny person would view the conversation too esoteric for their own good, yet attempts to join in anyway.

"You know I'm gonna bring that fire at the party tonight." said Alfredo to Adam.

Adam reponds, "some of that sticky icky? Fu sho! I thought you where gonna bring that shwag shit."

"Do I look shiny to you? Of course I'm gonna bring the bomb shit!"

In which juaqin tries to join in the conversation as well as the event says, "can I come? I have matches dipped in honey."

Alfredo and Adam both look at each other and say in tandem, "this nigga's hella shiny!"

by Mauflo98 November 1, 2015

Doing a Elouxyos

Forget to drink a potion before dying

Elouxyos is dumb, he keep doing a Elouxyos

by Indronna March 21, 2020

Let The Jonitor Do His job

Yes it's spelt Jonitor instead of Janitor. Instead of saying "let bro cook" you say "let the Jonitor do his job"

"what is bro yapping about??"

"Hold on let the Jonitor do his job"

by Will.s8472 April 14, 2024

gwan dos

/gwæn dəʊs/
The parent word of gwan dick. Typically referred to as "the father of gwan dick". Correct way to use the word is by stating "gwan dos, the father of gwan dick". This is used when one is put in a tight situation such as 1v5 clutches or a awkward situation in a group gathering. Similar to the Ancient Greek shouting "In the name of (God)!" or "By the gods!"

*Playing a FPS game*
*All your teammates die*
You: "Gwan dick's father, gwan dos!"

(In a group gathering)
*Someone says something followed by an awkward silence*
"Gwan dos, father of gwan dick."

by DJsan October 3, 2020

Cthulhu: "I Do Not Care." xXxXxXx Hellstrom: "You Appear Just Like Me."

Cthulhu: "I Do Not Care." xXxXxXx Hellstrom: "You Appear Just Like Me."

Cthulhu: "I Do Not Care." xXxXxXx Hellstrom: "You Appear Just Like Me."

by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025

Doing the Darth Vader

When a man or woman with a c-pap mask on gives you oral pleasure.

This fat sweaty c-pap wearer is doing the darth vader on my ex wife

by Sneakypineapple April 7, 2017

doing the shrimp

Doing the shrimp is the act of doing the do with a girl that has an ugly face but a succulent body.

"Why would you have seggs with her, she's so ugly, look at her face"
"I just did 'the shrimp' to her. Face off, body in"

"Alex is doing the shrimp to her, hehehe"

by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023