Dick Fart

1) A small amount of air leaving the urethra, more commonly known as a quaof.

2) A way to slander someone who is closely related to a neanderthal. Someone who is incompetent, useless, braindead, and seems to have no use to the human race whatsoever.
3)During coitus when a man ejaculates on/inside a woman; his penis made a dick fart.

1)I went to go urinate the other day and it ended up only being a dick fart.
2) Jee wilikers, your very essence has dick fart written all over it. I wouldn’t be surprised if the sperm that carried you to your mother was a dick fart. You are most definitely a few chromosomes short of an average person.
3) “Oh My god you just had a huge dick fart. I’m so sticky now. You know I rather have your dick fart in my mouth than on my thigh!”

by Badfarmer December 18, 2020

Fart Jacuzzi

When you are in the bath, pool, or hot tub and you continuously fart making multiple bubbles and creating your own jacuzzi

Kate: I thought this was a hot tub, how did you make it into a jacuzzi

Matthew: By using the power of farts

Kate: So this is a fart jacuzzi
Matthew: Yep

Kate:.....Nice

by Your Dude 67 January 21, 2021

Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket

This phrase means shut up man! It’s a comeback for people who just need to shut up.

Ambergeese: you look like you wanna lick that toilet seat, ugly!
Jofener: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!

by Yurpledoodle December 18, 2024

Pixie Fart

When someone shoves glitter into their anal cavity and then farts and glitter poofs out.

She bent over naked and pixie farted right in my face and that's why I'm covered in glitter.

by Soulsnacher69 October 2, 2022

Spicy Fart

After eating spicy food, you may experience slight pain after expelling gas, through the mouth or through your bum. Spicy farts may also be a sign of a stingy ring

That burrito was pretty spicy, I feel some spicy farts coming on.

by PenguinLH May 8, 2022

Yogurt Farts

A simple every day act of when a woman’s vagina farts out cum after rigorous sexual activity.

I need to excuse myself. I have a bad case of the yogurt farts.

by YogurtFarts February 26, 2023

Doo doo nigga fart sex

The act of shoving an aged turd that’s hard like a dildo up a black womans vagina to make it qweef which makes a fart sound giving it the name doo doo nigga fart sex

Oh yea that’s doo doo nigga fart sex
Shawty I’m tryna have doo doo nigger fart sex
She wanted to have doo doo nigga fart sex

by Nigger6741 September 29, 2025