it's time for halloween

don't come to my house or else i'll suck you dick

haha i mean blood, "suck your blood" (it's time for halloween)

by Otto Von Vinterhjelm October 18, 2023

North Dakota Tea Time

The act of pouring scolding hot tea into a woman's vagina or anus and drinking it.

Marshall: Dude I gave Janet a North Dakota Tea Time last night
Chris: That's disgusting

by CaptainIceman October 26, 2015

Nap time

A response when something goes wrong, or someone says or does some dum shit

Ben: damn I just got rejected hardbody by Jennifer
Dan: you dumb stupid she put you on blast bro, nap time.

by Jay stewie June 23, 2017

time liar

someone that lies about what time it is to suit their motives

Time Liar: it's 11:15, we're going to be late!

(It's 11:07)

Innocent victim: You're a time liar!

by icedagger17 January 12, 2020

Fart Time Encroachment

(noun) - The act of a fart encroaching on the exit, the exact moment when one is about to take Gas Relief medicine.
(verb) - A fart Jumping the gun when it realizes its demise is soon to come in the form of Gas Relief medicine.

I was farting like an absolute menace, I tried to take some gas medicine, but that was no match for the short term fart time encroachment.

by niquil July 02, 2021

Full-Time Motherfucker

Someone who wakes up and chooses to be a f***ing dog. Competing with themselves day in and out, no rest. Just a sick motherfucker working full time.

I see this guy in the gym everyday, sometimes even twice! He’s a full-time motherfucker!

by differentbreeddefinition December 27, 2020

sand time

Sand time is a term used when time is in an hourglass. This term can also be used to represent when you feel like time is indecisive.

"what time is it?" ... "I don't know let me check my sand time."

"What time do you want to meet up at?".... " I don't know it's a sand time."

by Imsuperhot June 13, 2022