feeding two birds with one hand

accomplishing two tasks at one time.

Craig-" I made her buy me beer, then I threw it in her can!!"
Scott-" Sweeeeeeeeeet "
Craig-" Yeah. It was like feeding two birds with one hand. "
Scott-" I like the way you live your life. "
Craig-" Thank you."

by Juan Nutt April 16, 2011

One Eyed Spitting Snake

Your cock...

I like to play with my one eyed spitting snake

by B-Ha Flows December 27, 2011

two girls one cup

A vicious porno on the web that involves Lesbians engaged in Sexual acts. One defecates into a pint glass, and she and the other lesbian feast on it before activating the gag reflexes in their throats and vomiting in each others' mouths.

"Two girls One Cup wasn't what I was expecting it to be."

by SKRealTime November 08, 2016

let me put a one on that

when you want anyone to know who is top dog...or who has the biggest penis..

you walk up to a group of guys who are talking about anything and you interrupt them and say "let me put a one on that" and whip it out

by taylor garrett April 25, 2007

Cracking Out a Cold One With The Boys

Typically used as a phrase relating to getting out some cold beers with friends. Also known as the magical phrase used to summon douches named similar to Clive or Greg.

Pretty hot today. Should we go down the pub, cracking out a cold one with the boys?

by WhiteSweater June 19, 2017

Eyes Bigger Than One's Vagina

Similar to the phrase that someone's "eyes are bigger than his/her stomach," which means that someone overestimated the amount of food that he/she wanted, having eyes bigger than one's vagina means that someone overestimated the size pecker (wanker, johnson, peter) that she wanted or could handle.

Girl 1: "How was your sleepover with George last night?"
Girl 2: "I'm still sore!"
Girl 1: "Ha, I guess your eyes are bigger than your vagina!"
(Girl 1 is an example of someone who has eyes bigger than one's vagina)

by jk_all_the_way October 04, 2010

one-time child support payment

payment for an abortion

After she missed her period, I knew I'd be making a one-time child support payment.

by beango May 18, 2011