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Fake News
This article was sent to me. Unsure if it’s real news or herm news!?
by Burner Account September 17, 2020
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New Jersey Love Letter

A note that reads "I'm pregnant, call me" left under your wiper blade.
Sarah left me a New Jersey Love Letter, when my wife and I were eating at the restaurant!
by Bob from the shore February 05, 2025
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New Mexico Pickle

A cucumber covered in residual methamphetamine, soaked in vinegar, spit on by a Mormon, and used for purposes of sexual gratification.
Bertha has a yeast infection from riding her New Mexico Pickle last night.
by Ticklish Geoff June 28, 2021
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your brand new obsession

<3 luv u jake <333
do you know what my new obsession is? jake bateman is my and your brand new obsession
by i'mgonnaboopu November 15, 2018
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@valz new code

Suck your friend tray dick
"@valz new code" give tray head
by hjshesihe March 01, 2022
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Rat Stoppers News

A company that interviews people in Boronia West Primary School who say "shut up" and fight.
Rat Stoppers News is reporting on the ouija board!
by Boronia West PS Boys Toilets August 24, 2022
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Dirty New Year

When masturbating you time your finish perfectly so you can start the year with an ejaculation.
This year you should pull a Dirty New Year
by Mango milk February 05, 2025
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