Kearney butt man

a Kearney butt man is a person that sticks their finger through the toilet paper so when they wipe their ass they finger their butthole, he is also somebody that is fucking stupid, terrible at gaming and his room constantly smells of cock.

he beats his cats meat for being on his "blankey". he reeks of retardation

me: "your fucking retarded nigga you're such an Kearney butt man"

victim: "no I just suck cock and I'm not gay even though I'm a guy"

by Thick booiiii March 05, 2020

Tiberian Butt Mongrel

too take a delightful dump in a woman's pussy. WARNING only commit when she is either sleeping or on some serious drugs

dude, i did a tiberian butt mongrel with annie last night

by Michael Wahl March 05, 2005

tescular butt cancer

something horribly wrong with your rectom from having anal sex with to much guys

dennis u got tescular butt cancer u fucking guys pervert

by bradfelton June 17, 2009

Bulgarian Butt Buster

(Verb) When, During a threesome, two guys perform a simultaneous Double Russian annihilator, with one in the pink and one in the sink. This can also be done by a lone man with both his feet, but he must be asian to do so.

yo dude, i totally gave this chick a Bulgarian butt buster at your party last night

by chickinshit May 05, 2011

Brazillian butt bomb

A.K.A. The big B.

When a Brazilian hooker (you know, looks female, has a dick)takes a dump on his-her client's dick and runs with his money.

"WTF, that he-bitch-motherfucker gave me the brazillian butt bomb!?"

by Dillon Boyer March 12, 2008

P in da Butt

To insert your penis into a womans anal cavity. In other words, To Fuck a Bitch in the Ass.

I was knockin it down with Shoniqua last night, dawg.

Did she let you P in da Butt?

You know it.

by To- dawg October 03, 2006

butt-hole crusader

One who is a priest and catholic school princible. Usually attracted to young males and fellow co-workers. One who receives pleasure from harming others.

The butt-hole crusader wouldn't let me leave school till I said eighty hail marys for swearing.

Hundreds of catholic school principles attended the Butt-hole crusader convention at the town civic center this week.

Since Father Mcdonald became principle, his addiction to power has made him a butt-hole crusader.

by bigstantheman April 01, 2011