In The Time Before The Light

Lyrics to "Through The Fire and Flames", by Dragonforce.

On a cold winter morning
In the time before the light

by XxDragonMast3rxX December 18, 2019

Turtle time

The immediate need of a bathroom for the purpose of expelling a bowl movement which has already begun it's exit. Resembling a turtle head poking out. Reference Austin Powers as Fat Bastard in "the spy who shagged me"

I been needing to poop but can't wait any longer! It's Turtle time!

by Stygmatik November 27, 2019

Unprecedented Times

A dispensation of time where you are expected to be ripping your hair out, growing a beard, supermanning women, leaving your new wife to sneak off with Larsa Pippen, get as many women pregnant as possible all at once like Nick Cannon, and of course use lots and lots of hand sanitizer, also known as 2020.

These are some unprecedented times. It turns out we survived the pandemic and now I'm 30lbs bigger with 3 kids on the way and I have to explain to my wife where I've been.

by JaVonni Brustow May 30, 2021

Rider in Time

Someone who is indestructible and rides around in time forever and everywhere righting wrongs

Im a Rider in Time, Adamantine I'm indestructible

by HowardJulianRogers 08/01/1965 September 6, 2023

Pasta Time

When your girlfriend is on her period, fill her cooch with fresh cooked noodles of your choice and maybe a few meatballs if youre hungry, then eat that shit out.

I gotta go bro, my girlfriend said it's pasta time

by Ultimathottimus Prime November 7, 2019

Gamers Time

while i respect the dedication into what gamers time did it's clear that anyone could achieve what they achieved due to it looking (compared to most actual 3d models of things with complex geometry) really bad, so while they could theoretically become a "3d modeler" at their skill level (which is essentially zero) it would take months if not years of work in order to build skill

Gamers Time: hi
person 1: while i respect the dedication into what gamers time did it's clear that anyone could achieve what they achieved due to it looking (compared to most actual 3d models of things with complex geometry) really bad, so while they could theoretically become a "3d modeler" at their skill level (which is essentially zero) it would take months if not years of work in order to build skill

by Gamers Time April 20, 2024

face time

The climatic instance when a man cover's his grateful partner's face with sperm during ejaculation.

" Baby, enjoy your face time today since time will not allow me to spinkle the precious juices in your face until tomorrow."

"The cum usually drips from her nose while face time is given."

by sharpman July 31, 2005