New Roof

A "new roof" is a local Northern Irish term used by males to describe their new haircut, their roof being their head.

Conor: "Hey lads, look at my new roof!"
Tom: "Did you really just say "new roof" ? That's embarrassing

by soulwax May 22, 2014

New word

A new word dummy what are u huh stupid or are u just curios so u typed this yea that's it isn't it.

Person 1: Hey I just made a new word.
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: It's wedbhanebhdhhrfhadhekeqertoyigjfxcm

by why do so many people have a n September 20, 2022

New Polynomers Country

A Discord server, owned and created by Polygon donut. because the original server had been hacked by a fucking roblox scam link
its cool server 👍😂😹
join it or i will bring you into pongon basement

polynomer 1: man i wonder what happened before New Polynomers Country was created
polynomer 2 (10th member): nothing happened.

by jarbedious jarmelious 2nd jr September 7, 2023

New Musicy

An abstract or avant garde item, phrase, piece of clothing, etc. (example: minimalist nativity scene)

“That dress is so new musicy.”

by Newmusicygirl March 31, 2024

Booze news

Finding out the day after what events occurred during the heavy drinking of the night before and of which the person now has booze-generated amnesia.

Example: the first text message of the day: “oh god, did I really snog him last night?! That’s bad booze news”

by thewordfarmer May 2, 2018

daddys got a new 45

sublime:santeria lyrics, daddys got a new gun

'daddys got a new 45'

by Blue jewel 87427 June 5, 2024

New Mexico Mayo

The act of smashing the testes with a hammer until they’re of a creamy consistency, then poking a hole with a needle into the scrotum to then bottle up the liquid that comes out.

My biggest fear is someone using me to make New Mexico Mayo

by J4VA September 28, 2025