Bin wanker

Someone who likes to touch bins whilst feeling sexually aroused.

Burnzy stop being a Bin Wanker again, it’s not Bin day till Wednesday.

by Finch1716 July 16, 2019

Wanker syrup

Ejaculate after rubbing one out, but for your pancakes. See also cumcakes. (Old Meeshiganees)

Hey ma you got any wanker syrup for muh pancakes.

by TheManagement October 18, 2020

wanker nut

when colemun doesn’t listen to mckenna

“hey colemun i said put down nuggets you wanker nut”

by mario’s December 23, 2021

wanker slush

A wanker slush is a mixture of a woman’s discharge and a man’s semen commonly used to makeout with each other in a passionate way.

Me and Jessica just had a wanker slush, it was delicious!

by Wanker slushy December 26, 2020

White Wanker

It's a pun derived from White Walker (the game of thrones); Used towards white people, not necessarily derogatory

He's such a white wanker

by Cokeface March 14, 2021

Wanker tax

The act of inflating the cost of something to reflect the fact that you find the client obnoxious.

It was a four grand project but I bumped it up to nine because it’s M&C Saatchi and they always pay the wanker tax.

by Mezentius January 31, 2021

Wanker’s lantern

When someone always uses their phone to win an argument and who can never be wrong

Once again, this wanker is using their wanker’s lantern to win this argument

by Tom fiddle March 16, 2019