chopped lover

Similar to chopped liver, is having sex with someone when all other options are exasperated. Could also be used in place of friends with benefits.

Yeah we're having sex, but he's just chopped lover.

by Laundromat August 24, 2016

lover with benefits

A great lover who also is a great cook.

When I married her, I won the lottery. She's a trained chef, a lover with benefits.

by gurutc August 10, 2009

blood lover

Someone who loves the taste of their own blood or enjoys the tastes of others blood.

Mike: I'm bleeding man! Daniel: It's cool man I got you, I'm a blood lover.

by Colebaby June 24, 2016

Milk Lover

A black or Latina woman who dates mostly white guys. You know that black girl around campus who has a pale, blonde haired, blue eyed boyfriend, likes boy bands and oogles at white men? She's a milk lover. And there's nothing wrong with that.

Sharla: Have you seen my new boyfriend? He has gorgeous pale skin, blue eyes, and-

Kim: Like all of your other exes? You're such a milk lover hehe.

by aikorik September 29, 2019

Horse Lover

When a person is in love with a horses penis and always dreamed of fucking one.

Sophia is such a horse lover she likes to dream about the horse dick she ate last night

by Ewis November 18, 2019

Lover’s Pox

When you are streaming a video game off of the cloud and it is playing at 480p or worst. The screen is a mess of pixels and it looks like an STD.

(Playing a video game)
Friend: “Why are you running into walls?”
You: “sorry man, I have lover’s pox and can’t see.”

by Pollacka May 5, 2022

backseat lover

The one doing the fucking in anal sex

I bent over and let my backseat lover do all the work

by Joe The Guy? July 9, 2021