Pansexual Baikal Seal Rizz

Trying to get into a relationship with a woman despite having little to no social skills whatsoever.

Friend 1: see that girl over there, ima try to talk to her
Friend 2: idk man, Goodluck
"Freind 1 walks to girl
Friend 3: what is he doing?
Friend 2: bro that Pansexual Baikal Seal Rizz
Friend 3: wtf?

by Arboreal Muslim April 23, 2023

Seal

A fat big round thing that you get to slap •it’s stomach• to fée the fat chub ones of this happy animal that can be turned into an anime girl for som reason

“Hey did you see that seal?”

by Chubby seal April 21, 2022

Himalayan Seal

The Himalayan Seal is an unfortunate circumstance that has been known to occur while working in the offshore environment. It usually only affects new workers and occurs when using the lavatory/head closest to the engine/pump room. The Himalayan Seal occurs when the unfortunate worker accidentally creates an entirely air-tight seal around the toilet seat with their anatomy, and due to the elevated suction power (from being closer to the primary motor/pump room), the worker's anus gets sucked downward and potentially out of the workers butt-hole

Make sure to remind jimmy to warn the newbies about the himalayan seal... or don't, either way, it's going to be a sucky day.

AHHRRGG, I think I broke my himalayan seal!!!

by honeybuntech January 22, 2022

pet the seal

To masturbate. Visualize it and you will get it.

I'm sorry I can't go to your bullshit meeting, but taking the time to pet the seal would be more productive.

by Not Aaron Krause November 1, 2015

If the seals still

Is an idiom referring to an odd method of doing something that is still effective

It is in reference to seal clubbing techniques in Canada and Northern Europe

Edmund: Why are you putting mayo in your wine glasses?

Archibald: It helps get rid of water stains

Edmund: Huh, well if the seals still

by WilliamRobbotom January 14, 2024

Sealed Envelope

Sealing the Envelop is to get a female naked and passed out drunk, at which point you masturbate and ejaculate semen down her ass crack using the tip to spread it evenly, then with both hands clamp the cheeks together and wait for it to dry, next day when she wakes up her asscrack will be stuck together.

After getting really wasted woth friends Tony decided to give Ella a helpful sealed envelope

by R1ftWalk3r September 20, 2016

feel good seal

noun. A feel good seal is someone who makes other people feel good. They put others before themselves and act selflessly

u/RestlessARBIT3R is such a feel good seal. He always acts in the interest of others

by RestlessARBIT3R November 6, 2021