dick-queef

Alternate spelling of dickqueef. See also: cockqueef, dick fart, quofe.

noun: penile flatulence, i.e. air emitted from the penis through the urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly dick-queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

The Qureshi Queef

When a woman is filled up with curry infused cum by a middle easterner. Then queefs it all out into his mouth, so he may enjoy that spicy taste he loves and that smell that reminds him of his dear mother.

Harry threw a wad in Terry and and begged her for the Qureshi Queef. He just needed to savor the spicy flavor!

by cheeser696 January 7, 2013

fairy queef

them fuzzy sunsabitch white seeds that fly around in the spring and summer that get stuck in your hair and shit.

dude, I totally got a fairy queef up my fuckin' nose. I hope a tree doesn't grow out of my ass.

by Rob Dickey June 21, 2008

queef bucket

Used as an insult, it can mean either one who is full of hot air; (e.g. queef air). Also can be used to denote a total asshole

"hey, get your head out of your ass, you queef bucket!"

by ezmoney September 25, 2005

Maple Queef

When A Girl Queefs and It Smells Like Maple Syrup

Yummy! Her Maple Queef Smelled Like Maple Syrup

by Seagulls Of Satan September 29, 2008

Queef Warbler

One who warbles queefs

It infuriated my when that fat queef warbler kept on warbling my queefs

by The Queef Warbler May 14, 2009

Thunder Queef

A woman who has had so much sex that when she queefs it rumbles like thunder; a sound that echoes and vibrates in the air like thunder, often produced from a woman who is sexually promiscuous or loose.

"Dude, what was that sound?" "Dude, it just came from Thunder Queef!"

"Its sound was so amazingly disgusting, I thought that it was a thunder queef."

by Rocky the Squirrel April 1, 2008