Shane Stone

Shane Stone is the biggest wander alive. Shane is a real estate agent who lies about termite and water issues to sell his houses. To identify a Shane Stone they will typically gel up their hair, wear aviators and drive a 90’s to early 2000’s BMW.

Don’t trust Shane Stone

Shane Stone: oh yeh this house is awesome, it backs onto national park and I wouldn’t be surprised if water was flooding out of the spring. I got a damage inspection and there’s absolutely no problem, this area is known for termites but the house is termite free.

House: no water, spring is dried up. 50 - 60 bats living in the walls, backs onto private property. Riddled with termites and has a 3cm layer of bugs covering the ground.

Shane: oh the house wasn’t like that when I was there but it’s too late now you already bought it, but here’s a free plant for your troubles.

Plant: dies due to dehydration.

by Local Street Ranga April 8, 2020

Shane DeVerse

He might not be the hottest man on earth unlike nicholas white but he is an absolute god in bed, he will rock your night like no other.

Man Shane DeVerse is fucking insane in bed like fuckkkkkkk I’m a little sore but I’m a good way yah know?

by Big tiddie boi April 23, 2020

shane

A really mean person

man shane is hurtful

by "oh yeah" from kool aid man November 10, 2020

Shane

A real mf on PS4 thats one of the best Gibraltar players In Canada who smokes alot of weed

Me: Shane you good

Shane: NO I JUST VOMITED WEED YOU DUMB BITCH is what I would say

Real Shane: I just vomited like 5 grams Rex, I hate myself but you don't know what's gonna happen till you try it

by AverageNutter November 11, 2020

Shane and Leslie

There a couple have been together for a while. Plus there short

Shane and Leslie sitting in a tree K I S S I N G

by Blaketg February 25, 2020

Kimberly x Shane

n. Best couple/ship in the world, meant for each other.

Those two are like the Kimberly x Shane of our school because they look so cute with each other.

by bigbellyboi March 1, 2020

shane negast

a sweet guy who is overlooked for how much he’s worth. definitely a great dude who deserves the word

shane negast is the best

by erin mckearney March 2, 2020