Scratches in the paint of a vehicle caused by driving through trees and shrubs, often on 4x4 trails.
by 35g5 March 27, 2013
Get the Redneck Pinstripingmug. the 10 commandments for rednecks
1.) thou must marry thine sister.
2.) thou must consume copious amounts of alcohol.
3.) thou mustn't achieve greater education than grade 8.
4.) thou must live in a broken down house or trailer park.
5.) thou mustn't bathe more than twice per year.
6.) thou must have many children, many pets, and have your parents live in the attic.
7.) thou must watch NASCAR.
8.) thou must wear plaid and a trucker hat.
9.) thou must live in the USA or Canada.
10.) thou must own a beaten up truck
the lost commandments
11.) thou must listen to country.
12.) thou must vote for bush.
13.) thou must make moonshine.
14.) thou mustn't pay taxes.
15.) thou must hate your neighbor.
16.) thou must disapprove of newcomers.
17.) thou must salute the trucker.
18.) thou must only eat game you find (road) and kill, yourself.
19.) thou have a rocking chair on your porch.
20.) thou must play the banjo.
1.) thou must marry thine sister.
2.) thou must consume copious amounts of alcohol.
3.) thou mustn't achieve greater education than grade 8.
4.) thou must live in a broken down house or trailer park.
5.) thou mustn't bathe more than twice per year.
6.) thou must have many children, many pets, and have your parents live in the attic.
7.) thou must watch NASCAR.
8.) thou must wear plaid and a trucker hat.
9.) thou must live in the USA or Canada.
10.) thou must own a beaten up truck
the lost commandments
11.) thou must listen to country.
12.) thou must vote for bush.
13.) thou must make moonshine.
14.) thou mustn't pay taxes.
15.) thou must hate your neighbor.
16.) thou must disapprove of newcomers.
17.) thou must salute the trucker.
18.) thou must only eat game you find (road) and kill, yourself.
19.) thou have a rocking chair on your porch.
20.) thou must play the banjo.
-road trip through Alabama-
-stop at a gas station-
-get out and fill up-
guy 1 "hmm?"
-locals stare and talk to each other-
-guy 1 gets back into car-
-guy 1 to guy 2- " those guys are kind of creeping me out. Can you guess why they're doing that?"
guy 2 "have no idea. You might want to check in with them redneck commandments."
-stop at a gas station-
-get out and fill up-
guy 1 "hmm?"
-locals stare and talk to each other-
-guy 1 gets back into car-
-guy 1 to guy 2- " those guys are kind of creeping me out. Can you guess why they're doing that?"
guy 2 "have no idea. You might want to check in with them redneck commandments."
by leviathantheinsane June 13, 2013
Get the redneck commandmentsmug. a 13-19 year old kid preferably wears flannels, wife beaters, dirty white t's, loose jeans,work pants.
sometimes lives or works on a farm. makes homemade things nigger rig also educated doesnt live in shack. spits with mouth closed. owns guns most likely shotguns.
sometimes lives or works on a farm. makes homemade things nigger rig also educated doesnt live in shack. spits with mouth closed. owns guns most likely shotguns.
by billy kilroy February 20, 2011
Get the young redneckmug. A poor man's variation on a popular holiday champaign cocktail the Poinsettia, which normally consists of one half chamiaign, one half cranberry juice, and sometimes one shot triple sec in a stemmed red wine glass. For those attending college or wearing camouflage boxers to bed, create a Redneck Poinsettia by combining one half cranberry juice with one half beer (preferably Bud Light, Natty, Busch, or Pabst) in a beer mug, pint, stein, red party cup, boot, or slurpee cup with a few cubes of ice. The combination is surprisingly tasty.
College Student 1: Dude, I could really go for a Poinsettia with my cereal, but we're too poor for champaign.
College Student 2: There's some beer in the fridge from last night.
College Student 1: That works.
...and the redneck poinsettia was born.
College Student 2: There's some beer in the fridge from last night.
College Student 1: That works.
...and the redneck poinsettia was born.
by rbzelman August 28, 2009
Get the Redneck Poinsettiamug. by Thatyankeeredneck June 7, 2018
Get the YANKEE REDNECKmug. 1.A race involving lawnmowers instead of cars.
2.A race full of Rednecks
3.A fun entertainment for Rednecks
2.A race full of Rednecks
3.A fun entertainment for Rednecks
If I had to choose a celeberty to drive in the Redneck race I would choose Britney.
There are reports of illegal redneck racing in the area.
There are reports of illegal redneck racing in the area.
by Chrismobile December 9, 2008
Get the redneck racemug. A large gathering of rural area teenage children, who group together around pick-up trucks, and continuously do so as they have heart-to-heart conversations about various topics such as, tractors, country singers, and pickup trucks.
by Bieere October 4, 2010
Get the Redneck Roundupmug.