Alternate spelling of dickqueef. See also: cockqueef, dick fart, quofe.
noun: penile flatulence, i.e. air emitted from the penis through the urethra.
noun: penile flatulence, i.e. air emitted from the penis through the urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly dick-queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
by fauxbourdon December 05, 2005
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them fuzzy sunsabitch white seeds that fly around in the spring and summer that get stuck in your hair and shit.
by Rob Dickey June 21, 2008
When a woman is filled up with curry infused cum by a middle easterner. Then queefs it all out into his mouth, so he may enjoy that spicy taste he loves and that smell that reminds him of his dear mother.
Harry threw a wad in Terry and and begged her for the Qureshi Queef. He just needed to savor the spicy flavor!
by cheeser696 January 07, 2013
Used as an insult, it can mean either one who is full of hot air; (e.g. queef air). Also can be used to denote a total asshole
"hey, get your head out of your ass, you queef bucket!"
by ezmoney September 11, 2005
Yummy! Her Maple Queef Smelled Like Maple Syrup
by Seagulls Of Satan August 04, 2008
A women who has the ability to continuously inhale air into their vaginal cavity and infuse the air with violent toxins with the ability to eliminate ear infections in many cattle. The side effects are including but not limited to: severe discharge from all orifices, excrement of third stomach, release of male organs into female petulance causing extreme irritation to the hind quarters. It is not proscribed by doctors in the United States for obvious insurance purposes, that is all. Peace to the Jews of Babylon.
"If your mom wasn't such a Queef Hoarder, Jesus never would have had to multiply so many fish and loaves of bread."
"Man i was outta there faster than a cow in a queef hoarder's tampon!"
"There wasn't enough queef hoarder's this year Slim, your mother couldn't maintain the family thresh hold in the south."
"To sustain the well-being of the human existence, the FFA demanded a draft of queef hoarders to dissolve the contraband of bovid mammals to the U.S."
"Man i was outta there faster than a cow in a queef hoarder's tampon!"
"There wasn't enough queef hoarder's this year Slim, your mother couldn't maintain the family thresh hold in the south."
"To sustain the well-being of the human existence, the FFA demanded a draft of queef hoarders to dissolve the contraband of bovid mammals to the U.S."
by beckmd August 17, 2009