Scrote Pony

Is a style of hair worn by men or women whose hair is long enough to pull into a pony tail, but it is too short to actually form the "tail". Thus creating a ball of hair hanging delicately on the back of their head, vividly resembling a male scrotum.

Derives of the words scrotum and pony tail

Found commonly on tom boys, middle aged lesbians, and artsy males who wear stylish ascots.

Co-worker 1: Have you seen Gary's hair today?

Co-worker 2: Yeah. When he walks it bobbles too and fro. When he stands it just hangs there useless and annoying. Kinda like a ball sack.

Co-worker 3: Oh...he's probably going for the Scrote Pony Look

(See Orlando Bloom's Hair in the first Pirates of the Carribean)

by buffalomagic June 4, 2010

pony rage

When you are riding a pony or horse and you cut other riders off, go too quickly, turn to sharply and ride like you are totally mad.

Me and my pony gallop round like me have pony rage.

by isufferfromponyrage August 22, 2011

Pony sexuality

This represents a type of animal role-playing, in which one participant acts like a horse or a pony by wearing eather straps or harnesses, and/or pulling a cart with the their partner playing the role of a rider, trainer or master.

I'm into horse roleplaying and harnesses, that means I have pony sexuality. Also, instead of daddy, I call you master ;) <3

by luciferr929 July 24, 2022

Shank pony

A badass way of saying Unicorn. A horse with a shank sticking out if its face!

Tom: It's just wied that you wanted a unicorn.

Dave: ...
(Several stab wounds later)

Steve: Thats one badass horse. What happened to Tom?
Dave: He insukted my Shank Pony

by Blacksaphire May 15, 2016

Pony boy

Calling someone a pony boy means they are a stupid little nobody

Here is an example

Cool girl probably named Alex Says: “Oh wow look at that girl maggie she is such a stupid little pony boy”

by Awesomealex101 February 19, 2020

Toilet Pony

A dirty girl who likes to fornicate. She can be hot, but still disgusting.

That toilet pony asked me to terd on her when I beat it.

by D-Lyrix February 16, 2010

Pony Brush

The P.

If he asks for you to give him a Pony Brush, he wants the P.

I want you to give me your pony brush for my birthday

by Randy1234321 April 30, 2013