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slutty pony

A girl in her early twenties who is newly separated from her ex who is playing the field a little too much.
Annabella is being a slutty pony since she broke up with Sprinner.
by Slutty Pony September 13, 2014
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Pony body

When the length of a person's body is equal to the length of their legs.
My lord Carol, look at her ass, it's the centerpoint of her body. She's a God damn pony body.
by Dong schlong May 5, 2018
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Scrote Pony

Is a style of hair worn by men or women whose hair is long enough to pull into a pony tail, but it is too short to actually form the "tail". Thus creating a ball of hair hanging delicately on the back of their head, vividly resembling a male scrotum.

Derives of the words scrotum and pony tail

Found commonly on tom boys, middle aged lesbians, and artsy males who wear stylish ascots.
Co-worker 1: Have you seen Gary's hair today?

Co-worker 2: Yeah. When he walks it bobbles too and fro. When he stands it just hangs there useless and annoying. Kinda like a ball sack.

Co-worker 3: Oh...he's probably going for the Scrote Pony Look

(See Orlando Bloom's Hair in the first Pirates of the Carribean)
by buffalomagic June 4, 2010
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Free pony

A woman who’s a man eater without malicious intent, she just can’t be tied down.
Damn Lana is such a free pony I feel bad for her boyfriend because she just can’t be tied down but not in a bad way
by Dicknballz Zoe November 29, 2021
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Prison Pony

I went to the zoo and saw a prison pony.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 25, 2022
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pony slag

a pony slag is merely a witch faced bitch who hops around from penis to penis like she's riding a pony. can also be used with the words cunt bag interchangeably. for example "cunt slag."

this was started by initials DTW
"Who Mary slobbered his knobbie? that Pony slag is a cunt bag!"
by master dtw December 3, 2009
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Pony wave

When a guys underwear rides up on their penis and easily shows the penis
Hey Jordin I can see your pony wave
by Bobhope6969 June 12, 2019
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