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Pony days

The day when your hair is finally long enough to put it up in a pony tail.
bum 1: dang man your hair is getting long as crap!

bum 2: ya, i've been growing it pretty hard. i think it's almost pony days!
by tyamo April 5, 2011
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Rug Pony

A term commonly used by Asian Americans to describe predominantly hairy, skinny Caucasian men with an affinity for cats.
“Oh Rinda! Rook at that sexy rug pony and his ferine! I can’t terr if I’m turned on or just hungry!”
by The WBH November 30, 2011
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Sink The Pony

I'm going over Hayley's tonight. Gonna sink the pony.
by DaveyQ August 24, 2010
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Scrote Pony

Is a style of hair worn by men or women whose hair is long enough to pull into a pony tail, but it is too short to actually form the "tail". Thus creating a ball of hair hanging delicately on the back of their head, vividly resembling a male scrotum.

Derives of the words scrotum and pony tail

Found commonly on tom boys, middle aged lesbians, and artsy males who wear stylish ascots.
Co-worker 1: Have you seen Gary's hair today?

Co-worker 2: Yeah. When he walks it bobbles too and fro. When he stands it just hangs there useless and annoying. Kinda like a ball sack.

Co-worker 3: Oh...he's probably going for the Scrote Pony Look

(See Orlando Bloom's Hair in the first Pirates of the Carribean)
by buffalomagic June 4, 2010
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Shank pony

A badass way of saying Unicorn. A horse with a shank sticking out if its face!
Tom: It's just wied that you wanted a unicorn.

Dave: ...
(Several stab wounds later)

Steve: Thats one badass horse. What happened to Tom?
Dave: He insukted my Shank Pony
by Blacksaphire May 15, 2016
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Pony boy

Calling someone a pony boy means they are a stupid little nobody
Here is an example

Cool girl probably named Alex Says: “Oh wow look at that girl maggie she is such a stupid little pony boy”
by Awesomealex101 February 19, 2020
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Toilet Pony

A dirty girl who likes to fornicate. She can be hot, but still disgusting.
That toilet pony asked me to terd on her when I beat it.
by D-Lyrix February 16, 2010
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