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piloteer

Coined in the indie girl band “My Girlfriend Stole My Rosin”’s song “Piloteer”, the singer pines after this perfect girl and wishes to be her piloteer. A piloteer is a person who you look up to for guidance, often in a romantic way.
Girl 1: Hey, I think you’re really cute. Will you be my piloteer?
Girl 2: Of course!!
by indie_ah January 6, 2025
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piloteer

Coined in the indie girl band "My Girlfriend Stole My Rosin"'s song "Piloteer", the singer pines after this perfect girl and wishes to be her piloteer. A piloteer is a person who you look up to for guidance, often in a romantic way.
Girl 1: Hey, I think you're really cute. Will you be my piloteer?
Girl 2: Of course!!
by indie_ah January 6, 2025
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Pivitude

Short for “Pi Servitude.” When fellow numerical constants and numerals are expected to posture to or serve the number π if they want to associate with or get closer to her.
Like a pampered cat, pi demands nothing but pivitude from those trying to court or seduce her.
by Numerati January 23, 2025
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pirotesak

Man, that guy is such a pirotesak
by Rennicus January 29, 2025
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Picotalk

The act of speaking or thinking at such an extreme, high-frequency velocity that the ideas are quantumly small and nearly impossible for the average human brain to process. It is the verbal equivalent of a particle accelerator; thoughts are moving so fast they become "pico" (one trillionth) in size.

Often occurs when someone is:
Suffering from a caffeine-induced "god-complex."

Deep in a hyper-fixation spiral where the mouth can’t keep up with the brain's 10,000 FPS (frames per second) output.

Sharing an idea so niche and microscopic that it exists only in the subatomic layers of their own mind.
“I tried to ask Jeff what he wanted for lunch, but he went into a full Picotalk session about the socio-economics of ant colonies and the quantum physics of sourdough. I didn’t hear a single word, but I’m pretty sure he’s a genius now.”
by RECTACK February 14, 2026
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Pigotry

The act of being a pig aka a corrupt police officer who searches and harasses innocent people instead of doing their job the right way.
Did you see that cop pull over that guy for no reason then search their car for weapons or drugs? We call that being a pig aka pigotry.
by HaroldJones March 18, 2026
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