tit-eyes

n. A person (often a male) who takes photos at such an odd angle his look always comes out as staring at your breasts. Possibly the most awkward and uncomfortable photo to view because whichever you tilt the photo, he's there, gazing at them, usually with a weird little smile on his face.

Louise; I wanted to like Adam's photo but he had tit-eyes and it felt wrong.

Kelly; Oh my gosh, I know what you mean. You have a nice rack tho, so y wouldn't he stare?

Louise; Lol, you're so funny Kel.

Kelly; *internalised lesbian sigh*

by ksigirl139 September 10, 2014

Game Eyes

The sagging and burning feeling/look that your eyes get after hours of playing video games.

Chris- "Hey Dom, your eyes are red! I thought we were saving that chronic for spring break?"

Dom- "Naw dude it's not that, I got game eyes an 8 hour online session of Call of Duty."

Chris- "Awe been there"

by eyeshurt August 6, 2011

To the eye slut

A girl who dresses completely not her age , dates people not her age , has eyebrows thicker then Kylie Jenner , with fake nails longer then my exes dick , wearing legit a tissue

tina did u see what the fuck she’s wearing

roxy ew her eyebrows thooo what a to the eye slut

by Tehlia November 3, 2019

Soup Eyes

When a drug is consumed which dilates the pupils

Matt just took some MDMA and now he's got soup eyes!

by brianfeadsmecookies June 19, 2011

eye trash

anything that is a visually offesive; i.e. a waste of good scenery; worse than an eye sore

All the "cookie cutter" urban sprawl is eye trash for nature.
The coveting power of the ultimate eye trash, Wally World.

by Erin Mikels June 25, 2005

Nintendo eye

A condition brought on by playing video games for long periods of time with out looking away from the screen.

Symptoms include- blurred vision, problems concentrating, head-aches, irritability, & nausea.

After 24 hours of playing wow nonstop everything started getting blurry, about 20 minutes later I was nauseous and couldn't think straight...

I realized, it was nintendo eye.

by Matsutsuki86 November 14, 2010

eye understand

the all-seeing i
...needs u to stand under it

"we're sorry, sir, your account has insufficient balance"
"eye understand"

by YuniQ9 January 21, 2014