carpet muncher

The Act of munching on a hairy girls pubes.

John:holy shit doug, get a load of mikes girlfriend she's so big, fat, and hairy.
Doug:yeah, you can sure tell mike is a carpet muncher.

by Despicable M3 July 27, 2010

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pancake muncher

--Someone who practices in the art of giving a female oral sex(cunnilingus)

--lesbo, carpet muncher, muff diver, beaver bumping, lesbians.

A: Look at those two girls over there.
B: Ya I bet they are pancake munchers. Gotta love lesbians.

by M. W. P. May 20, 2007

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slut muncher

A word describing a girl who likes to date much older men.

OMG the bitch is 13 and she is going out with an 18 year old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by BeachBum February 24, 2004

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Ass muncher

Someone who asks for one thing, receives it, then ditches you to get the exact same thing from a different person. Most often occurring on Clash of Clans when some one joins your new clan, immediately asks to become elder and shit, then munches on ass and leave the clans.

Oh and join the p.k. 2019 squad

Tittybiggy joined your clan

Tittybiggy: I wanna be elder

K-money: You just joined

Tittybiggy: MAKE ME ELDER OR ELSE

k-money: Alright, damn nigga, calm yo tits

Tiggybiggy was promoted to elder

Tittybiggy: LATR MWUTHOR PHUQERS

Tittybiggy has left the clan

k-money: you little ass muncher

powerfulkid: yeah... you ass muncher

kingtez join your clan

k-money: you ain't getting promoted bitch

*That was a true story, that was the conversation we had*

by monkeyfreek October 25, 2014

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