great-grandnibling-by-marriage

Spouse's great-grandnibling.

My great-grandnibling-by-marriage is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023

Marriage

A period of pain during a person's life; optionally avoided.

Oh no, Marriage is so painful. Sorry Jimmy...

by A Terminally Ill Person March 10, 2022

pibling-by-marriage

Pibling-in-law (only pibling's spouse).

My pibling-by-marriage is a good person.

by QWP998756 October 15, 2021

Micro marriage

When someone treats their husband like a micro machine toy, only going where they move him.

Her husband couldn't leave the house without her permission, but only if he provided a written notice in advance to describe how his trip would be essential. Theirs was a micro marriage.

by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021

marriage

A monster that consumes any and all couples willing enough to be enslaved by it

Marriage should always be taken seriously

by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 December 2, 2023

Catt and Diaz's marriage

NOT A JOKE completely serious

"Raid suggested we play the long game on Catt and Diaz's marriage" -Diaz

by Pahooga17 May 3, 2021

Marriage

1: a blessed arrangement.

2: a dream within a dream.

"Marriage is what brings us together today."

by Arianod October 25, 2018