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Bloody Maria

Get 2 shots of tequila

Have your girl butt chug them
Bang her in her bloody pussy and cream pie it
Have her squirt the 2 shots of the cum/blood mixture into 2 shot glasses.
Both cheers and enjoy!!!
Jim: me and Janet did a bloody Maria lastnight.
Bill: oh yeah me and Karen did that 2 weeks ago when her "aunt flo" was visiting.
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Maria Elena

This is an ancient name. Derived from a culture of very short women who were incredibly skinny. They typically drank large amounts of wine and smoked incredible amounts of tobacco. They were known mostly for the size of their feet. Described as "canoe feet," they were seen in ancient cave carvings as having feet large enough to walk on water. The culture could be found around the area now known as Mar del Plata, Argentina. Due to the whiteness of their skin, they are also described as "Ghost women." Obsessed with stones, they were usually found sitting on flat labradorites which cause the flatness of their butts. Despite these shortcomings, they were also known as being very sweet to their friends, no matter what their friends did.
Wow, that movie was intense, I almost cried like a Maria Elena.
by miamibeachbum April 12, 2010
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Maria Dinu

Somone that is Romanian and carry’s around knives but also loves anime
Amelie-omg that girl has a knife
Mia-it must be a Maria Dinu
Harrison-I agree
by Mia Simpson December 13, 2019
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Maria Hernandez

Maria is my best friend/homie she is so prettty and so nice I lover so fucken much she goes by many nicknames but she is still my homie she doesn’t get mad she gets annoyed she is hyper and fucken amazing!!!!!!
by Lil_mc0309 January 18, 2021
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Bianca Maria

The Luminous Bright White Shining Star Of The World
If you see Bianca Maria you know she is bright like the moon
by Biancaneve December 14, 2020
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maria luisa

omg that bunny looks like maria luisa
by sarahcameorn August 4, 2021
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