lie

when Pinocchio's nose get's long enough to use as a second dick

-Did, you lie about cheating on me?
-No! Of course not. I was just at a friends house
(he was at an orgy party)

by HIDINGINYOURWALLS April 13, 2022

Lie

The literal definition of lie is “I’m fine” if you’ve ever told someone that you’re fine it was probably a lie “I’m fine” is probably on of the biggest lies in the world

Hey how are you? I heard your (someone you care about) died.

Oh yea I’m fine. It’s ok.
Are you lying?

Ofc not why would I lie?

by Roastbeef1864 November 22, 2020

Eli Pee Lie

He is the best drag queen in town. his booty is bigger then cim kardashiuan. He is swagging yeah

Eli Pee Lie is retarded

by EliPeeLie February 5, 2021

Lie-f

An existence of lies

Your life is a lie-f, stfu.

by Go Daddio TV March 5, 2021

Self Lie-solating

When you really don't want to do something, so your cover story is that you are in self isolation due to having Covid 19 symptoms.

Self Lie-solating: "Sorry boss, I have a cough and a sore throat, I will have to stay at home for ten days."

Then swiftly return to binge watch a new Netflix series.

That my friends is self lie-solation.

by lolo.24 April 11, 2021

Micro lie

When someone blatantly lies so much in small doses they deny that the lies even existed or were ever told.

Lacy is such a fugazi chick. She micro lies every times she speaks, there's nothing more annoying than to watch a person believe she can be double fisted while eating in a Nathan's hot dog challenge with purple honey and juggling cottage cheese waffles on a pirate ship plank.

by D34T#3V4N August 18, 2024

Lie

It isn't a matter of belief vs non-belief. Even if what I am saying is true, what YOU Wan to happen is happening. Other people are profiting off of me and I have to perform meaningless labor and live in poverty. And as long as you don't have to pay the price, you are perfectly fine with someone else's kid getting murdered over it."

Hym "Where is the lie?"

by Hym Iam December 28, 2024