Skip to main content

You got me hyped up for cookie dough

A term coined by "CoffeeMc'Coffee" that means: When a false promise is made and it is not properly fulfilled - it subverts expectations by delivering a lower-quality result instead of what was originally promised.
Person A: YO LISTEN! I GOT THE BEST COOKIES IN TOWN! COME ON OVER RIGHT NOW!!
Person B: Oh cool, let's go there.
Person B: Dude.. what the heck? You're giving me cookie dough? YOU GOT ME HYPED UP FOR COOKIE DOUGH??
by coffeemccoffee9 September 24, 2025
mugGet the You got me hyped up for cookie doughmug.

Yo, you hear me?

Used to get someone’s attention when they are clearly already listening to you

Also to interrupt them and derail their train of thought
“So yeah i think she’s crazy you know but - “

“Hey yo, you hear me? What you tryna get into later bro?”
by Toolin’42 January 25, 2022
mugGet the Yo, you hear me?mug.
<.7.9.7.6.>What Has To Be DOne In Order For YOu Inidivualds To Leave Me ALone<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>What Has To Be DOne In Order For YOu Inidivualds To Leave Me ALone<.7.9.7.6.>
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>What Has To Be DOne In Order For YOu Inidivualds To Leave Me ALone<.7.9.7.6.>mug.
<.0.7.9.7.7.4.6.1.5.3.3.4.3.6.2.6.6.2.9.6.9.6.6.9.7.3.4.3.1.5.3.7.4.6.7.9.7.0.>You ArE Not Defeating Me<.0.7.9.7.7.4.6.1.5.3.3.4.3.6.2.6.6.2.9.6.9.6.6.9.7.3.4.3.1.5.3.7.4.6.7.9.7.0.>
<.0.7.9.7.7.4.6.1.5.3.3.4.3.6.2.6.6.2.9.6.9.6.6.9.7.3.4.3.1.5.3.7.4.6.7.9.7.0.>You ArE Not Defeating Me<.0.7.9.7.7.4.6.1.5.3.3.4.3.6.2.6.6.2.9.6.9.6.6.9.7.3.4.3.1.5.3.7.4.6.7.9.7.0.>
mugGet the <.0.7.9.7.7.4.6.1.5.3.3.4.3.6.2.6.6.2.9.6.9.6.6.9.7.3.4.3.1.5.3.7.4.6.7.9.7.0.>You ArE Not Defeating Me<.0.7.9.7.7.4.6.1.5.3.3.4.3.6.2.6.6.2.9.6.9.6.6.9.7.3.4.3.1.5.3.7.4.6.7.9.7.0.>mug.

You, Me

When you and your bro go to the gas station to get some sushi...
You, me, gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course! UH OH! There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish, HORNY FISH. Y'know what that means... Fish orgy! The stench drives in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight, bear handed, bear... NAKED!? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. Then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese. DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION. Revolution? Overthrow the government? UH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, WHITE OUT (which I didn't know you could do...) Then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, turned into the sun. UH OH, looks like the METH is kickin' in. seizure noises
by whoingodsnamecaresanymore December 11, 2023
mugGet the You, Memug.

If that's what you believe then shoot me

During the end of the spec ops, the line campaign John Konrad said this
No everything all of this it was your fault - Captain walker
If that's what you believe then shoot me- John Konrad
by Smart words sussybaka January 10, 2022
mugGet the If that's what you believe then shoot memug.

Share this definition