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cooper patton

He is a hot person with nice body.blonde hair,hard abs,and a big dick
by Cooper Petton April 20, 2018
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Cooper DeJean

1 • Is not a safety

• A cornerback who will lockdown your number one

• CB1

2. • Is Cornerback one

• locked down your number one option

• A punt returner

• Almost cribbed the punt return

• Be locking down your slot

3. • Super Bowl Champion

• Aquarius

• The first player in Super Bowl history to intercept a pass or score a touchdown on his birthday

• Returned a poor throw by Kermit 38 yards for a TD to give Philadelphia a 17-0 lead over Kansas City in the second quarter
Person 1: *Mentions Cooper DeJean*

Person 2: “What did you say about Cooper DeJean?”
Person 1: “said his white ass can run”

Eagles Fan: “Dejean is CB1!!!!!”
Sportscaster: “Why is he CB1? Let me guess? Quick than fast? Sneaky athletic? LET THAT WHITE BOY PLAY CORNER”

FUN FACT: You throw it his way, noooo go

“Black QB and a White Cornerback won the Super Bowl? I KNEW DEI was beneficial!!!”
by beyhivebouncer February 11, 2025
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Mr. Cooper

a nice ass mf teacher that gives assignments on convenient dates and makes homework due three days later
Good thing Mr. Cooper assigns CK12 on Friday and makes it due Monday at 11:59 PM, I wanna spend my weekend
by nugget_ October 26, 2020
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Cooper

The Coopers with mullets usually suck on the sack of mutual friends and wanna fight everyone
did you hear what cooper said?”
yeah i know, that cunts a lick nuts”
by Cooper Bitch November 23, 2021
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Cooper

Oh look that’s Cooper.
by Mini coop April 21, 2018
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Toby Cooper

by Big Bessie 978 February 20, 2022
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