Confectionate

To get down and dirty with someone in the corniest way ever. Only to be used by the profesionalest of people.

"Lets confectionate tonight sugar."

"I say I get all up in your inner cavity and confectionate all night long. MmmmmMhmmMmmmm!"

by The confectionaters November 2, 2007

Connecticut

Connecticut is that beautiful, affluent state wedged between MA and NY, that everyone views as pompous and snobby. Of course there are many wealthy areas associated with New York in the So. Half of the state (e.g. GW, Darien, New Caanan, Wilton, W & S Ports,Madison, and Old Lyme farther east. But, CT has its fair share of undesirable places including Waterbury and its disgusting blue collar suburbs, and Inner City Hartford, New Haven, and B-port. Southern CT is not the only rich enclave in the state, the Farmington Valley is a part of the Hartford Metro Area and has three very wealthy towns; Avon, Farmington, and Simsbury(My Hometown). And yes, even up here in S-bury, everyone wears Abercrombie and most still like the good ole Yankees(My Choice) as opposed to the Massholes' favorite, the blow sox. To sum it up, Connecticut IS a great state, better than New Jersey(Mainly b/c it doesn't have the STENCH). And no we are not gay, don't live near farms, and all the houses arent over 1,000,000, mine in fact is only worth $800,000 translated to about $2,787,000 if it were in Greenwich.

Most of Connecticut isn't as rich as you all think, for instance if you live in West Hartford, CT(Nice Town) and your house is worth $100,000 (unrealisticlly cheap), the cost inflation of being near NYC and everone wanting to live there would cause the house to be worth $348,000 in Waspy Greenwich.

by Better-Than-You June 22, 2006

Connecticut

A bankrupt (both morally and financially) person who lives in a very old worthless termite infested shack somewhere surrounded by trees, who has little life experience and a very high opinion of himself. A degenerate who makes a living by searching for a line somewhere on a piece of paper for the sole purpose of screwing others. An ill tempered individual who speaks with a condescending tone to and yells at anyone who doesn’t look like him. One who specializes in using people and then throwing them out like oranges. A very smart highly educated psychopath who lost touch with his humanity a long time ago, and will do absolutely anything just to have a little bit more than his fair share of a shrinking pie.

Normal person:

“Nice NCAA tournament this year, are you from Connecticut?”

Person from Connecticut:

“Fuck you. You are gay.”

by R.E.M. - Losing My Religion April 28, 2011

Conception

The act of conning a con-man, who is conning a con-man, who is conning a con-man, etc.

Person 1: "Yo dawg, I heard you like cons..."

Person 2: "Yes! I love conception!"

by 6*9=42 January 5, 2013

Connecticut

In the summer of 2010 a group of folks from Connecticut with perfect hygiene traveled to South Africa to support their favorite soccer team in the world cup. However after their team’s defeat in the early rounds, the group got lost on their way to the airport and were subsequently eaten by lions.

Headline News: The lawyer for a group of South African lions has filed a lawsuit against the State of Connecticut for exporting rotten meat.

by Trailer parks without the whee July 10, 2010

killingly connecticut

killingly connecticut filled with mornons and potheads.
and the whitest black kids you will ever meet, who think there the shit because they live in "rogers" some housings that are close to eachother.
Also killingly connecticut is home to the most child abusers in the country. thanks for loving your kids alil to much pervs.

blckkid- yo what chu lookin at foo?
real ghetto kid- are you fucking dumb?
blckkid- yo im real down im from rogers.
real ghetto kid- the fucks that.
blckkid- its in killingly connecticut
real ghetto kid- *pops a cap in ass*

by seniors O8 June 2, 2008

connecticut

state next to boston and new york. richest state, with wealthy suburbs such as fairfield, new canaan, avon, simbsbury, glastonbury. a lot of famous people live here, and if you go anywhere and you say your from connecticut people assume you are rich. A state where the kids have better cars then the teachers, and the lunch ladies pop their collars. Pretty much every high school student has a northface backpack and jacket, and if you are a girl who doesn't own birkenstocks and or uggs people will think your poor. Every teenager from the ages 15-22 goes to the DMB concerts in the summer at the meadows and gets either too drunk or high to remember half the concert. The package stores close at 8, and people think the only highways are 91 and 84.

"where are you from?"
"connecticut."
"oh.. no wonder you just baught a 15,000 dollar dress"

by beachbum07 October 22, 2006