"Hey you know that Bald Florida Man who plays 2b2t?"
"Yeah, you're talking about FitMC. About Yea high,plays Minecraft and he pumps iron."
"Yeah, you're talking about FitMC. About Yea high,plays Minecraft and he pumps iron."
by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 27, 2020
Get the Bald Florida Manmug. by Hit that button! December 30, 2020
Get the Actin bald headedmug. 
A cocktail for the man who’s lost his hair but not his edge. Consists of whiskey (to remind you of your rugged youth), ginger beer and soda water (because metabolism is a myth after 30), and a squeeze of lime (for zest, because life sure isn’t giving you any).
It’s half bold, half bubbly, and 100% proof that you can be smooth up top and still spicy below.
It’s half bold, half bubbly, and 100% proof that you can be smooth up top and still spicy below.
Axel slammed his empty glass on the bar and shouted, “I said I wanted a Bald and Skinny, not to argue with one!” — right before squaring up with the actual bald, skinny bartender who’d just cut him off.
by BrianEatWorld June 25, 2025
Get the Bald and Skinnymug. by Sweet Cheeks the og June 7, 2023
Get the Simons Bald Spotmug. It means that you are now bald of stress or something OR your barber made u bald and u say this to express your feelings !! #iambald
by SimplyWords January 1, 2025
Get the i am baldmug. by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023
Get the Bald eaglemug.