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Alaskan wind tunnel

The process in which a person takes a can of compressed air and proceeds to blast it within their anal cavity until the area of contact becomes dry, cold, and then later wet again.
Guy 1: sorry bro can’t go out my mom caught me doing the Alaskan wind tunnel again and is making me clean up my mess.

Guy 2: bro I told you, you need to keep that shit on the down low man. Makes a mess if you don’t preform it right.

Guy 1: I will keep that in mind, I was thinking about using a tarp next time.
by Han scoliosis March 30, 2020
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Canadian Wind Tunnel

The act of defecating into a hairdryer, turning it on the owner, turning it on and blasting faeces all over the holder
James was so wasted last night, I found him in the bathroom covered in his own shit, holding a hair dryer. Must have been a Canadian Wind Tunnel.
by nestegg November 20, 2020
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Shit wind

When someone farts infront of the fan
Did you have to do that right infront of the fan? You just hit me with shit wind...
by Oopsjaydiditagain June 27, 2021
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Indonesian Wind Tunnel

When a woman clenches her vaginal wall with the males penis inside her making a tighter sensation for the man
Frosty last night gave me an Indonesian wind tunnel it was great
by MufcMixer August 22, 2021
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Cooch Wind

That fishy fish smell, that you know isn't fish. Usually ends up being a product of doing it dirty with someone.
Amanda: You ready? (Strips)
Chad: (a strong smell arises) UGH, Cooch Wind!
by anonymous October 16, 2021
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Chicago Wind Runner

when you strip down butt naked and run down a freeway while laying a trail of shit behind you that can cause cars to slide off the road.
"hey john did you hear that jonathan and jerome got caught pulling a Chicago Wind Runner last night?"

"man thats insane!"
by Bigpimpin0909 February 25, 2022
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Wisconsin wind tunnel

When a man lays a woman on the bed on all 4's and uses a dental device that is often used to stretch open someone's mouth for dental operations, to stretch out the female or males anal cavity to a width wide enough to fit a bong. From there the man then packs a bowl of that afghan grass and puts it into the bong and lights it, the man will then proceed to take hits from the bong. Sometimes this can also be called wind swapping or ass gassing. This sometimes can also flavour the smoke with the scent or taste of the receivers anal cavity.
"Hey Dad!"
"Yea Nathan?"
"Wanna try a Wisconsin wind tunnel tonight with my new kush?"
"Sure bud!"
by Bigpimpin0909 April 24, 2023
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