raw veganism

Where a person consumes of no product that is cooked.

Sushi rolls are my favorite raw vegan treat.

by Holly June 21, 2004

Tech-vegan

Someone who continually talks (brags) about the new piece of technology they bought and how it is superior to yours, even though you never asked them about it in the first place.

"That guy Adrian is such a tech-vegan, he's been talking about his computer for 25 minutes even though nobody asked him about it"

by AdrianLess August 9, 2017

vegan in the sheets

this is not a fucking expression idc what you say

person 1: “i’m vegan in the streets and vegan in the sheets”

person 2: “see a therapist wtf”

by ur.so.wrong October 9, 2020

Vegan

1. A person who stands against animal exploitation and animal murder and doesn't support them or consumes what provides from them - meat, dairy, eggs, honey, fur, leather, etc.

2. That is not containing animal products or products tested on animals.

1. My friend and me are vegans.
2. The pizza is vegan. A vegan cake, a vegan meal.

by vegan animal June 19, 2016

Bike Vegan

Often classified as one who is in a CULT with other bike vegans. Most Bike Vegans are hairy, have braided hair, and are always reaking of a foul stench such as Body Odor, Bad Vegan Food, and nasty breath. They often do not shower as well. Also they are known for riding in lanes in the city streets often found aruging with drivers because they feel they own the road. Most of them are also democrats and all have the same political views. It is easily confusing to mistake one Bike Vegan with the other as they are members of a homogenious cult. Mostly seen on elevators in the city of office buildings with their annoying knapsack strapped around them, their sweaty hair and sweaty clothes giving off a horrible foul stench.

Bike Vegan

by Stuey G October 2, 2009

vegan

Someone who, for reasons of personal principle, follows a strict vegetarian diet and boycotts wool, silk, leather, and sometimes zoos. Does not require one to be affluent, to humble-brag, or to be contemptuous of and faux-horrified at everyone who's not a vegan; is nonetheless correlated with all of the above.

"I have mixed feelings on vegans; it seems like either they teach you how to bake without using eggs, or they say that you should be skinned alive for wearing shearling."

by Punch Dagger of Serenity August 3, 2019

Crypto Vegan

Someone who claims to be or inspires to be Vegan, but regularly eats meat when it suits them. A crypto vegan often raises their veganism in conversations with work colleagues and friends, and refers to meat eaters as "killers", but will happily munch on a Big Mac on a Friday night. Can often be seen eating (non vegan) pasta for lunch, lacking the knowledge that pasta is made from egg. Frequently lobbies managers at work to host a "Vegan Christmas lunch" party, despite no other vegans working at the company.

Hey, you know Kerry from the office? I saw her in McDonald's yesterday ordering a double quarter pounder with cheese meal. I thought she was one of those vegan crusaders?

What, Kerry? Nah, she's only vegan in front of colleagues.

But why? Who's she trying to impress, literally nobody cares? She even told me off for eating a ham sandwich the other day.

I know right? She's such a crypto vegan.

by Quasher April 25, 2021