wife spanker

Visualizing your wife who is incarcerated while beating off .

My girl in prison so I got lotion bottle with her picture glued on it . I'm a wife spanker yeah but a cheater no.

by Han $olo March 27, 2023

Prophet's wife

Prophets wife may refer to the Islamic prophet Mohammed's many different wives over the course of his life.

All of Muhammad's wives were widows or divorced, with the exception of Aisha. Aisha was 19 around the time of her marriage, as teen marriage was common back in the ancient times.

The Prophet's wife was the woman Aisha, who was a very loyal wife.

by GregoryTeplan July 31, 2023

stagecoach wife

A girl you meet while drunk at the Stagecoach Country Music Festival and hold onto for the weekend. You have an amazing time, but it can be awkward when you wake up with her in a room full of strangers and don't remember how you got there.

Is that your girlfriend?

No, we met earlier tonight. That's my Stagecoach wife.

by Magic Don Ron June 16, 2016

Berry Wife

A wife that is forced to anally and vaginally consume thousands of berries daily.

Tommy can’t wait to get home to his Berry Wife.

by Daniel_Lover March 10, 2022

wife-beautiful

A woman that invokes an intense desire for marriage amongst even the most hardcore bachelors. She has likely turned down 20-25 proposals in her life

Jorja Smith is wife-beautiful

by anonymous September 22, 2021

Yelling wife

Yelling wife is defined as if your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog of course ... at least he'll shut up after you let him in!

Don’t try to become a yelling wife; otherwise, I am going to get those noise-cancelling headphones.

by Urban_Ritz September 22, 2021

AF wife

Air Force wife

AF wife for life!

by Uhyeah123 August 4, 2018