A good-looking idiot that does stupid jetty jumps to impress girls and breaks both feet ending up in a wheelchair. Is a loyal honest idiot has a sexy mullet and smokes crack....
Did u see that guy with the sexy mullet jump off the jetty and fuck both feet?? It looks like Christopher John McPherson!
by McPherson January 15, 2025
Get the christopher john mcphersonmug. by Christopher Ortiz December 1, 2021
Get the Christopher Ortizmug. a guy thats obsessed with valorant when hes only a bronze
also a simp
also ranked #1 as most common gay name
also a simp
also ranked #1 as most common gay name
by aimzas April 6, 2021
Get the Christophermug. A christian white boy with trauma and unspeakable flirtiness he makes women fall head over heels and is smart but very bad at making decisions when two things benefit
by Killstorm January 21, 2023
Get the Christophemug. He's a person who holds many gifts. For some people he's the love of their lives and for others he's an extraordinary friend. Well in my case. He can make us feel cherished, feel beautiful, feel loved; he can make us laugh, he can make us upset or even mad sometimes but you won't able to stay mad at Chris forever. You will share all kinds of moments, happy or sad but just remember its ok to not be ok sometimes, and Chris will respect that. He'll enjoy being around you and will try his best to do so as much as he can. Chris will make every moment memorable. He can be protective at times but do not think this is a bad thing, hes simply doing it to defend you and wouldn't mind getting hurt for a friend or partner although we shouldn't encourage this. He will always put you before himself.
by LoveThisPeople March 13, 2022
Get the Christophermug. Christopher is the type of person who is selfless. They always put everyone else first before themselves. They are devoted to everything they care about in life and they’re the type of person that gets addicting to be around. Consider yourself lucky if you have the chance to love and to know a Christopher
by iamjustagirlinlove November 30, 2024
Get the Christophermug.