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When the Captain walked into the TOC the entire battalion staff was huddled around the monitor displaying the predator drone live feed, getting their fix of pred porn.
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The act of a porn dive may or may not be accompanied by a dramatic "NOOOOOOOOO!"
The act of a porn dive may or may not be accompanied by a dramatic "NOOOOOOOOO!"
"Dude, last night I had to do this porn dive to make sure my parents didn't see my porn when they barged in my room."
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