iguana.simp

some dumb mf on Instagram that says random shit and is weird

dude 1: ayo check this super cool and amazing memepage. he's really funny and hot

dude 2: oh yeah that's iguana.simp

by IguanaMan September 4, 2021

dsmp.simp.dnf

dsmp.simp.dnf is a tiktoker who posts about the Dream Smp!

Person 1: Did you see what dsmp.simp.dnf posted today?

Person 2: Yeah, I was threatened to do this..

by anonymous September 25, 2021

Jarvx Simp Pimp 420

A Jarvx Simp Pimp 420 is someone who chooses a woman over rocket league. The most common form of this, is choosing to hang out with a girl instead of grinding car soccer with the boys. A Jarvx Simp Pimp 420 is only acceptable when he gets some mad treatment, but it HAS to be top tier.

“Sorry man I can’t hop on rocket league today”

“Let me guess, you’re pulling a Jarvx Simp Pimp 420”
“Yeah… but I’m going to get top tier treatment in the middle of a track”
“Fine, you’re excused.”

by Gladium15 April 13, 2022

Post simpcore

The subgenre of music depicting the intense feelings and anger after a strong simp episode. Includes phonk music

Gym Rat: “Bro, he’s been hitting PR’s every day at the gym this week… what happened?”

Gym Socrates: “He’s been listening to post simpcore and dryscooping away the pain bro”

by notShaq February 14, 2023

Kenny simp

A person who "simps" for a literal ten year old cartoon character.

(Person one):"KENNY IS SO HAWT"
(Person 2): "What a Kenny simp."

by MochiAteYourDrawings May 21, 2023

sneak simp

Coined by Alinator, a part of the Dark Triad of simping (Desperate Simp, Financial Simp, & Sneak Simp) a sneak simp is the act of simping or being a simp very secretively, especially acting like you are not a simp around your friends & others, then behind their backs you simp hard. This is worse than being a financial simp & an openly desperate simp because it is shady, and extremely untrustworthy. If anyone of your friends find out that you sneak simped, don’t blame them for dropping you, no one likes a shady ass simp ass nigga.

Did you hear that nigga went behind our backs and simped for a bitch while telling us to our faces that he didn’t fw her care about her and he ignored her all the while he was doing all that shit making us believe he was based yeah fuck that nigga can’t trust no sneak simp

by simpannihalator October 7, 2023

spoiled rich simp

A person who changes them self and thinks there rich and is just a annoying person

That spoiled rich simp is stupid

by John ray pist April 5, 2020