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Sally Sniff

n. The sound of 2 lines being snorted in a short progression because you were stupid and let Sally go first when you knew better. SNIIIIIF - delay of just long enough to move to the next line - SNIIIIIF usually followed by a questioning look on her face. What? We were only supposed to.do 1 of those little bitty lines? They weren't both for me?

v. The act of snorting the 2 lines because whoever cut them up was stupid enough to let Sally go first.
n. Ray- (cuts out a couple lines for he and Sally then steps away to answer his phone. When he returns, there's nothing left and Sally is looking at everything but him. Ray then looks to Drew for confirmation of what he already knows...)
Drew- (Short laugh/sigh under his breath then looks at Ray smiling) You already know... You've been a victim of the Sally Sniff, you fucking retard! You've gotta have some sort of learning disability!
Sally- (blank face) What are you two talking about? I wasn't supposed to do both of those? Are you fucking with me? I would like to apologize to the retarded community...

v. Ray- (cuts one biiiiiig line hoping to slow Sally down)
Sally- (SNIIIIIF) delay just long enough to refill lungs with air - (SNIIIIIF) Why didn't you cut one out for you? Are you trying to quit?
Drew- Damn, bro... She just Sally Sniffed ALL your shit... I guess I'm going to the house early tonight since everybody is now cleaned out.
by DirtyDirtyGinger January 30, 2020
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sally pinecone

Someone who shoves pinecones up their ass
"She gave herself a Sally pinecone"
by Tampons Lol June 15, 2016
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sally the salty

Sally the salty is salty as salt.
by dedre September 8, 2020
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sally hansen

Preferably a crayon, or any kind of coloring device that gets inserted into your anus.
The color was periwinkle blue when I got Sally Hansened.
by Boujee Banshee January 13, 2019
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Note from sally

When a woman gets her period, which apparently is delivered by foot post from a woman named Sally. Oh, what a wretched job to have would that be. Like being served, she'd have to get creative and put them in pizza boxes for anyone to accept them anymore. Or maybe in this case, one gallon ice cream tubs.
I got a note from Sally yesterday, and I was not happy at all about it.

I heard Rebecca got a note from Sally right in the middle of her exam. It must have been so embarrassing!
by woota8 November 24, 2011
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Stinging Sally

Getting stung by a bee on your penis in order to permanently enlarge it.
Ted: did you hear that jack got a Stinging Sally done the other day?

Ned: no way, did it actually work?

Ted: yeah according to him it grew 7/8 of an inch.
by sassmate 01 December 12, 2024
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sally

she sold seashells
sally sells seashells by the seashore
by holaitsmedora July 19, 2022
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