A maneuver used by males suffering from limp dick syndrome, usually caused by too much illegal drug use. Stuffing the turkey is to weasle an otherwise useless limp penis into the vagina of a female which will result in a fully erect, useable penis.
After 10 ectasy pills and 2 grams of cocaine Eric had no option but to stuff the turkey.
"Man I was so high last night I thought I was going to be shooting pool with a piece of string, but after stuffing the turkey everything worked out great!"
"Man I was so high last night I thought I was going to be shooting pool with a piece of string, but after stuffing the turkey everything worked out great!"
by The Whisker Biscuit Basher July 27, 2005
Get the stuff the turkey mug.The effects, symptoms and dis-ease and disease of having too much stuff. A sickness caused by materialism and excessive material gain.
by Paul W Puckett July 23, 2006
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by iheartfosse February 20, 2009
Get the stuffed animal route mug.Stuffed Bero is made by feeding Bero nothing but entire thanks-giving dinners for each meal of the day for an entire month, making Bero reach over 400 Pounds, then he is sold to the highest bidder!
Additionally, you can pay another 50 thousand dollars and get Gordon Ramsey & Snoop dog to prepare the giant 400-pound meal.
Additionally, you can pay another 50 thousand dollars and get Gordon Ramsey & Snoop dog to prepare the giant 400-pound meal.
by Berowulf November 23, 2016
Get the Stuffed Bero mug.Stuffing the Turkey is an act in which someone scoops mashed potatoes in their hand and inserts the hand in a vagina. It could also be inserted into anus and thats stuffing the Turkey with Gravy.
Carlton: Hey what are you doing with Vanessa tonight
Marco: Im Stuffing the Turkey
Carlton: thats cool
Marco: Im Stuffing the Turkey
Carlton: thats cool
by Mason De Luca December 5, 2018
Get the Stuffing the Turkey mug.A phrase used by pretentious and douchey people to pretend they know a lot about music or to make people think they knew about mainstream music before it was mainstream. To the douchey user of this phrase, it doesn't matter if the older stuff is actually good; all that matters is that it is the older stuff. Many times the person who uses the phrase has never even listened to the older stuff.
Person 1: Have you heard the new REM album, i think it is really good!
Hipster Douche: Meh, it's mediocre at best...but their older stuff is so good!
Person 1: I know what you mean, Document is a great album!
(At this point, the hipster is caught off guard...he has only heard that document is good, but has never actually listened to it.)
Hipster Douche: (In an unsure voice) Yeah man, it's totally awesome!
Hipster Douche: Meh, it's mediocre at best...but their older stuff is so good!
Person 1: I know what you mean, Document is a great album!
(At this point, the hipster is caught off guard...he has only heard that document is good, but has never actually listened to it.)
Hipster Douche: (In an unsure voice) Yeah man, it's totally awesome!
by FrenchToast979 July 24, 2009
Get the Older Stuff mug.When a man is eating out a woman, if she quiefs in his mouth and causes him to puke in her vagina, he closes her legs, duct tapes them shut and throws her in an oven.
Guy 1- "Okay, so I was eating her out, right, but then she has the nerve to quief! I had no choice but to turn her into a Louisiana Stuffed Turkey."
Guy 2- "Yeah, dude, you had every right."
Guy 2- "Yeah, dude, you had every right."
by Peter Willy April 18, 2011
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